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作者: jhjhjjj 时间: 2008-12-5 07:09 标题: 发人深省的幽默！

快年底了，
土地下的先烈们纷纷打来电话询问
江姐问：国民党被推翻了么？
答：被阿扁推翻了。
董存瑞问：劳动人民还当牛做马吗？
答：不劳动了，都下岗了。
吴琼花问：姐妹们都翻身得解放了吗？
答：思想解放了，都当小姐了。
扬子荣问：土匪都剿灭了吗？
答：都改当公安和城管了。
杨白劳问：地主都打倒了么？
答：都入党了。
雷锋问：那资本家呢？
答：都进人大和政协了！
刘胡兰问：同志们都藏好了么？
答：都隐身上网了
毛主席问：大家现在都在忙什么？
答：都在斗地主
毛主席：那我就放心了…
元旦快到了,别忘了给孩子们讲讲很久很久很久以前的事：那时候天还是蓝的，水也是绿的，庄稼是长在地里的，猪肉是可以放心吃的，耗子还是怕猫的，法庭是讲理的，结婚是先谈恋爱的，理发店是只管理发的，药是可以治病的，医生是救死扶伤的，拍电影是不需要陪导演睡觉的，照相是要穿衣服的，欠钱是要还的，孩子的爸爸是明确的，学校是不图挣钱的，白痴是不能当教授的，卖狗肉是不能挂羊头的，结婚了是不能泡MM的，买东西是要付钱的，看完顶是要被打屁股的。

作者: Aucat 时间: 2008-12-14 06:09

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作者: 2621422 时间: 2008-12-15 10:59

发人深省

作者: 大地哥 时间: 2008-12-16 03:43

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作者: jklm704 时间: 2008-12-17 17:06 标题: 新加的空白文章1

GPS系统是由美国国防部于1973年开始设计、试验，1989年2月4日第一颗GPS卫星发射成功，1993年底建成实用的GPS网即(21+3)GPS星座，并开始投入商业运营。GPS全球定位系统(GPS - Global Positioning System)是由24颗人造卫星和地面站组成的全球无线导航与定位系统。GPS系统包括三大部分：空间部分---GPS卫星；地面控制部分---地面监控系统；用户设备部分---GPS信号接收机。

全球定位系统的主要用途：(1)陆地应用，主要包括车辆导航、应急反应、大气物理观测、地球物理资源勘探、工程测量、变形监测、地壳运动监测、市政规划控制等；(2)海洋应用，包括远洋船最佳航程航线测定、船只实时调度与导航、海洋救援、海洋探宝、水文地质测量以及海洋平台定位、海平面升降监测等；(3)航空航天应用，包括飞机导航、航空遥感姿态控制、低轨卫星定轨、导弹制导、航空救援和载人航天器防护探测等。

作者: liyongqi790701 时间: 2009-2-18 10:08

发人深省的幽默！

快年底了，
土地下的先烈们纷纷打来电话询问
江姐问：国民党被推翻了么？
答：被阿扁推翻了。
董存瑞问：劳动人民还当牛做马吗？
答：不劳动了，都下岗了。
吴琼花问：姐妹们都翻身得解放了吗？
答：思想解放了，都当小姐了。
扬子荣问：土匪都剿灭了吗？
答：都改当公安和城管了。
杨白劳问：地主都打倒了么？
答：都入党了。
雷锋问：那资本家呢？
答：都进人大和政协了！
刘胡兰问：同志们都藏好了么？
答：都隐身上网了
毛主席问：大家现在都在忙什么？
答：都在斗地主
毛主席：那我就放心了…

作者: Believe^Love 时间: 2009-2-18 13:42

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作者: hhww 时间: 2009-2-19 10:13

看了楼主的帖子，不由得精神为之一振，自觉七经八脉为之一畅，七窍倒也开了六巧半，自古英雄出少年，楼主年纪轻轻，就有经天纬地之才，定国安邦之智，古人云，卧龙凤雏得一而安天下，而今，天佑我大中华，沧海桑田5000年，中华神州平地一声雷，飞沙走石，大舞迷天，朦胧中，只见顶天立地一金甲天神立于天地间，这人英雄手持双斧，二目如电，一斧下去，混沌初开，二斧下去，女娲造人，三斧下去，小生倾倒．得此大英雄，实耐之幸也，民之福也，怎不叫人喜极而泣……深圳店铺装修古人有少年楼主说为证，少年之楼主如红日初升，其道大光；河出伏流，一泻汪洋；潜龙腾渊，鳞爪飞扬；乳虎啸谷，百兽震惶；鹰隼试翼，风尘吸张；奇花初胎，皇皇；干将发硎，有作其芒；天戴其苍，地履其黄；纵有千古，横有八荒；小生对楼主之仰慕如滔滔江水连绵不绝，海枯石烂，天崩地裂，永不变心。

楼主，你的高尚情C太让人感动了。在现在这样一个物欲横流的金钱社会里，竟然还能见到楼主这样的性情中人，无疑是我这辈子最大的幸运。让我深深感受到了人性的伟大。楼主的帖子，就好比黑暗中刺裂夜空的闪电，又好比撕开乌云的阳光，一瞬间就让我如饮甘露，让我明白了永恒的真理在这个世界上是真实存在着的。只有楼主这样具备广阔胸怀和完整知识体系的人，才能作为这真理的惟一引言者。看了楼主的帖子，我陷入了严肃的思考中。我认为，如果不把楼主的帖子顶上去，就是对真理的一种背叛，就是对谬论的极大妥协。因此，我决定义无返顾地顶了！

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作者: 随便逛逛侃侃 时间: 2009-3-20 02:56

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作者: 598196 时间: 2009-3-20 05:23

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作者: zykkai 时间: 2009-3-21 17:59

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作者: xrbzrf 时间: 2009-3-26 19:43

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作者: lk5505 时间: 2009-3-27 05:21 标题: 不错

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作者: CK818 时间: 2009-6-19 21:37

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作者: mr66 时间: 2009-7-29 09:06

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作者: weid 时间: 2016-7-25 09:47

董存瑞问：劳动人民还当牛做马吗？
答：不劳动了，都下岗了。
吴琼花问：姐妹们都翻身得解放了吗？
答：思想解放了，都当小姐了。
扬子荣问：土匪都剿灭了吗？
答：都改当公安和城管了。
杨白劳问：地主都打倒了么？
答：都入党了。
雷锋问：那资本家呢？
答：都进人大和政协了！

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