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作者: passion!! 时间: 2014-12-4 05:05 标题: 看一分钟笑一天的笑话

★★看一分钟笑一天的笑话！！
1：一天蚊子跟螳螂去偷看一女的洗澡，蚊子很自豪的说：看，十年前我在她胸前叮了两口，现在肿的这么大了；螳螂不服气的说，那有什么，我十年前在她两腿间劈了一刀，至今还每个月都在流血……
2：在医院里，一家喜得贵子，孩子刚生下来就回说话，孩子说：“爷爷。”爷爷啊的一声就死了。孩子又说：“奶奶。”奶奶啊的一声死了。孩子又说：“爸爸。”他爸爸啊的一声，一看自己没死，这个时候，孩子的老叔啊的一声死了。
3：袋鼠和青蛙去嫖鸡，袋鼠三下两下完事，只听隔壁的青蛙整夜一二三嘿！一二三嘿！袋sd鼠好羡慕，次日，袋鼠说：“哇！~~蛙兄，你好棒哦！。”青蛙说：“操，老子一夜都没跳上床！~~”
4：一只大象问骆驼：“你的咪咪怎么长在背上？”骆驼说：“死远点，我不和鸡鸡长在脸上的东西讲话！”蛇在旁边听了大象和骆驼的对话后一阵狂笑。大象扭头对蛇说：“笑屁！你个脸长在鸡鸡上的，没资格！”
5、有位穷书生发奋读书，就在自己的房门前写下对联以自励，上联是：‘睡草屋闭户演字’，下联是：‘卧脚塌弄笛声腾’，横批：‘甘从天命’。有一天，一个河南人路过此地，见到这副对联就心生好奇，用他的家乡话大声地念了起来：‘谁操我屁股眼子’，‘我叫他弄得生疼’……呦，还有横批！不过这次他给念反了：‘明天重干！’”
6：幼儿园女教师领学生游泳,不慎露出一根X毛,一学生问老师,那是什么啊女教师一狠心将其拔掉,说线头！
7：小女孩总是向小男孩炫耀自己的新玩具.小男孩没办法,只好脱掉裤子说这个你永远没有!女孩也脱掉裤子说我妈说只要有这个,你那玩意儿要多少有多少！
8：一排妓女在街边等客，一位八旬老妇见到了,好奇的问：你们在等什么？* 女没好气的说：等棒棒糖！老妇也就排队加入队伍等糖，结果被条子抓，条子问老妇：你牙都没了也能干？老妇笑着曰：我可以舔的！！！
9：司机送领导参加文艺晚会,领导进了会场,司机被保安拦住,司机说我跟领导是一个系统的,保安说：鸡X跟蛋也是一个系统的,****进去了,蛋能进去吗？
10、一日，某君的老婆生小孩，他急急忙忙跑到医院，等了n个小时，医生出来告诉他，是龙凤胎！他欣喜若狂：我做爸爸了！这时医生满脸愁容地说：男孩子鸡鸡长在脸上，女孩子咪咪怎么长在背上！某君呆在那，还没明白什么原因。医生问：你是不是老不回帖？

作者: qwerty2018 时间: 2014-12-4 07:58

作者: qwerty2018 时间: 2014-12-9 08:23

作者: jinmajiang 时间: 2014-12-14 09:30

这个很正点

作者: miemieyang 时间: 2014-12-14 17:34

最后一个

作者: 没王的风 时间: 2014-12-17 23:00

以前不懂，看贴总是不回，一直没提升等级和增加经验，现在我明白了，反正回贴可以升级，也可以赚经验，而升级又需要经验，我就把这句话复制下来，遇贴就灌水，捞经验就闪！

作者: 风雨无浪 时间: 2015-2-27 00:37

不错的网站，要什么有什么。

作者: feng_13wolf 时间: 2015-7-20 07:19

3：青山寺上一丛竹，天鹅还在鸟已去。前尘往事以成空，白云心中多条虹。心中有情藏不住，站在高处看远方。称断人和有谁知。

作者: syj2003syj 时间: 2015-7-20 07:47

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